Before going to sleep tonight I thought I’d look around Craigslist to see if there were any new postings for housing in Washington, DC… Had I known that I was going to run into this, I would’ve just gone to bed:

Talk about opportunistic …

While tons of people are stuck at home, tons of others are stranded due to the airports closing, and others are straight-up homeless; some cold-hearted schmuck is trying to make $400 A DAY off others’ misery??? Let me guess, you haven’t done a single thing to try to help the Haiti relief efforts either have you? Or maybe you’re selling “Help Haiti” T-shirt on some Web site I have yet to stumble upon?

This is NOT how you use free internet sites people.

To the person whose identity I protected, although enterprising readers might probably be able to figure it out if they wanted to — I’m glad your apartment building is safe, because if all this snow wasn’t in my way, I’d probably consider stopping by while you’re watching a movie in your home theater, snug like a bug under your 500 count sheet set… to tell you, in person, that this is not cool.